Anointer

"A quick blessing for your typography choices."

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And lo, drag this unto your bookmarks bar, and ye shall have the power to transform all text before thine eyes.

Anointer
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Drag the sacred button to your bookmarks bar
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Journey to any website and invoke the Anointer
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Select the text thou wishest to transform
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Choose thy font and witness the transubstantiation
Revelation: If thine bookmarks bar remaineth hidden, press Ctrl+Shift+B (Windows) or Cmd+Shift+B (Mac) to summon it forth.

The Testing Grounds

Select any text below. Let the Holy Fonts flow through your fingertips.

The Sermon
Helvetica is not a personality
— Typography 3:16
The Psalm

Typography is the craft of endowing human language with a durable visual form. It is the art of designing letterforms and arranging them on a page or screen so that they become not mere symbols, but vessels of meaning, emotion, and beauty. In the beginning was the Word, and the Word needed a really good typeface.

The Commandments
  1. Thou shalt not use Comic Sans in professional documents
  2. Thou shalt respect the kerning
  3. Thou shalt maintain adequate line-height
  4. Thou shalt not stretch thy fonts horizontally
  5. Thou shalt limit thyself to two typefaces per design
The Liturgy
Button
Link Text
LABEL
Heading
Caption
Menu Item
The Scripture
const blessText = "In Nomine Fontis";
// Perform the sacred ritual
document.querySelectorAll('*').forEach(el => {
  el.style.fontFamily = 'Comic Sans MS'; // HERESY!
});
The Hymnal
GLORIA IN EXCELSIS
Kyrie Eleison
Regular text for the faithful masses
Small print (terms and absolutions may apply)
Fine print for the truly devoted
The Relics
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
0123456789
† ‡ § ¶ © ® ™ € £ ¥ ¢ ° • · … — –
!@#$%^&*()_+-=[]{}|;':",./?
Speaking in Tongues
English The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Latin Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit
Finnish Jäätteenmäen hääyöaie peruuntui: Åbo-akatemiassa olikin vain örkkejä töräyttelemässä.
German Falsches Üben von Xylophonmusik quält jeden größeren Zwerg
Icelandic Hræddur þjálfari bölvaði: ‘Æ, ónei!’ þegar öxin féll á xýlófóninn.
Arabic زومبي أخرق يعزف على الإكسيلوفون ويصرخ: «يا سلام! لماذا هذا الصوت لطيفٌ جدًا؟
Korean 괴짜 좀비가 쿵쾅대며 자일로폰을 쥐고 외쳤다: ‘왜 이렇게 뿌엉~하고 귀엽냐?!
Japanese 怪しい妖怪がジャズ風シロフォンをボヨヨ〜ンと叩き、ヅラ猫はウィンクした。「ヴォイ!」
Chinese 怪咖僵尸在北京胡同敲着木琴,嚷着:“别忘了吃剁椒螺蛳粉
Thai ซอมบี้จอมเปิ่นตีระนาดแล้วร้องลั่นว่า ‘โอ๊ย! ทำไมเสียงมันน่ารักจังวะ?!
Go forth and set type.